'Fun-Fu'

More verbal self-defense, this time from Burlington, Wisconsin:

Police say a man admitted his crimes and blamed his drug addiction after changing his mind in the middle of a robbery.

The 25-year-old man planned to hold up a convenience store about 4 a.m. on April 20, but was unnerved when a wise-cracking clerk made light of the robbery attempt.

"I want cash," the robber said.

"And I want a raise," the clerk replied.

The robber fled when the clerk said he was calling the police.

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