As you may have noticed, we have this kind of ongoing series, called: "It wasn't me - it was Mr Pee" - highlighting all the stupid excuses that people can use when caught red handed.
And today we will turn our attention to a brain-dead thief who used not just one, but two instances of "what, who, me?"
Anyone with nick names such as "Double D" and "D Rock" - who also actually attempts lame excuses like these -obviously needs more than just a bit of mental pimping to get the IQ level above the zero point...
Story:
Florida -- A theft suspect locked in the back of a patrol car in Despin kicked out the window, claiming he was claustrophobic, according to nwfdailynews.com.
The 21-year-old man allegedly also said a woman's purse accidentally wound up in his hands.
Two store patrons said they had stopped the man as he tried to leave with the purse. They said the man had picked it up off the floor, tucked it under his shirt and made for the exit.
The suspect, also known as "Double D" and "D Rock," said the alleged theft was unintentional. And here comes the best part. A deputy wrote in his report: "He explained that the strap of the purse fell onto his foot and when he turned around, it went with him. The next thing he knew, the purse was in his hands and he was being approached by two men who took the purse from him."
Double doze of duh delirium :-)
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