Friday, March 31, 2006

Phony art?

Is a telephone the new weapon of choice amongst the rich and famous? Phone-jutsu anyone?
Top model Naomi Campbell has seemingly made it a trademark to attack people with a phone. The actor Russel Crowe has also been seen "going medieval with a telephone".
Well, I guess the tea was too hot or maybe the ignorant low-life forgot to bow to her highness, so it was probably just a case of self-defense...
Better still - the houskeeper probably just hurled herself onto the phone - inflicting the damage so that she could sue "poor" Naomi Campbell!

Story:
Naomi Campbell was charged with assault yesterday, after apparently hurling a mobile phone at the back of her housekeeper's head, causing an injury that needed four stitches.

It's unclear whether or not Naomi Campbell added a few Russell Crowe-style flourishes to the reported attack, like throwing a vase or standing in an elaborate karate stance.

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