Sorry folks, how could I miss out on this?
After all, it's the ultimate form of stupidity - really!
But then again you might want to try this "not me" variation if you ever should be accused of delivering physical harm to someones exterior (we tend to call such activity an "attitude adjuster") - blame your body parts!
"No, your Honor, it wasn't me, it was my left hand. Then what do you know, suddenly my right hand kind of just joined in."
Story:
A 21-year-old man who was Wednesday convicted for attempted rape told a Jabi Chief Magistrates' Court that his penis should be blamed for the offence.
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